Adelaide Grand Final Supercars Support Class to Feature an $8 Million Pagani

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DECISION BULLETIN

SUPERCARS

06 August 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

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CategoryOther Motorsport

Time14:41

The Stewards were unable to reach a real decision, so they reached a fictional one instead:

Fact Adelaide Grand Final Supercars Support Class to Feature an $8 Million Pagani

Decision Organisers have confirmed an $8 million Pagani will star in a support class at the Adelaide Grand Final — a vehicle worth more than most Supercars teams' entire season budget appearing in a race most fans will watch specifically to see the main event's warm-up act. The Stewards note that "support class" has, for one weekend only, become significantly more expensive than the championship it's supporting.

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