Battery deployment data quietly removed from F1 broadcast graphics, with officials citing a lack of fan interest

SATIRE
ONLY
NOT REAL

DECISION BULLETIN

F1 TV Graphics

31 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

Document11

CategoryFormula 1

Time07:13

The Stewards, having received no actual report from anyone, and having heard from absolutely no one, considered the following fictional matter and determine the following:

Fact Battery deployment data quietly removed from F1 broadcast graphics, with officials citing a lack of fan interest

Decision The number that used to explain why cars mysteriously slow down on the final lap has been ruled surplus to entertainment, and reclassified as "something only fourteen people were ever going to look at anyway."

Reason #F1 #DecisionBulletin #F1Satire