Blue flag system found to have developed opinions of its own during Hungarian GP

SATIRE
ONLY
NOT REAL

DECISION BULLETIN

Hungarian Grand Prix

29 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

Document1

CategoryFormula 1

Time12:31

The Stewards, having reviewed no evidence, consulted no witnesses, and checked no footage, are nonetheless confident in the following:

Fact Blue flag system found to have developed opinions of its own during Hungarian GP

Decision Following a review of the weekend's events, the Stewards can confirm that the blue flag deployment system did not malfunction. It simply decided, independently, that some cars deserved to know they were being lapped more urgently than others. The system has been summoned to explain itself. It has requested legal representation.

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