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Formula 1

02 August 2026
FromThe Stewards
ToThe General Public
Document21
CategoryFormula 1
Time09:14

The Stewards have considered the matter with the seriousness it does not deserve, and determine the following:

Fact Carlos Sainz reveals ambition to race the 24 Hours of Le Mans and potentially move into GT3 once his Formula 1 career ends
Decision The Stewards note that "retiring from Formula 1" and "immediately signing up for a 24-hour race" are not, by any reasonable definition, the actions of a man looking for more rest. Sainz is reminded that Le Mans does not award a podium for "seemed relaxed about it," and that GT3 machinery, while slower, is under no obligation to be any less exhausting at four in the morning.
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