Every major motorsport championship except rally somehow scheduled itself off this exact weekend

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The Weekend in General

29 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

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The Stewards, acting on a tip from no one in particular, have concluded the following:

Fact Every major motorsport championship except rally somehow scheduled itself off this exact weekend

Decision The Stewards can confirm this was not a conspiracy, a boycott, or a statement of any kind. It is simply what happens when several unrelated calendars are built by people who do not check each other's homework.

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