Hyundai locks out an early 1–2 on the Harju super special, margin between team-mates just 1.1 seconds

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DECISION BULLETIN

Secto Rally Finland

31 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

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The Stewards have considered the matter with the seriousness it does not deserve, and determine the following:

Fact Hyundai locks out an early 1–2 on the Harju super special, margin between team-mates just 1.1 seconds

Decision The Stewards confirm that 1.1 seconds, between two drivers on the same payroll, has been classified as “plenty,” “nothing,” and “deeply personal,” depending entirely on which side of the gap you’re standing on.

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