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DECISION BULLETIN
NASCAR
06 August 2026
The Stewards remind all parties that this document carries no legal weight, moral authority, or basis in fact, and proceed as follows:
Fact
NASCAR Cup: Noah Gragson and Connor Zilisch Clash on Track and Over the Radio After Contentious Block
Decision
NASCAR officials have reviewed a heated exchange between Noah Gragson and Connor Zilisch following an on-track block, in which tempers overflowed both physically and, more memorably, over an open radio channel for the listening public. The Stewards note that team radio was originally intended for strategy calls and tyre pressures, not the free and unfiltered broadcast of one driver's feelings about another's racecraft, and remind both parties that the broadcast booth can, in fact, hear everything.
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