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DECISION BULLETIN
Other Motorsport
04 August 2026
The Stewards were unable to reach a real decision, so they reached a fictional one instead:
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NASCAR Cup Series: Brodie Kostecki's Indy Debut Sparks Josh Bilicki's Supercars Swap Idea
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Following Supercars title contender Brodie Kostecki's confirmed NASCAR Cup debut at Indianapolis, fellow driver Josh Bilicki has publicly volunteered to reverse the exchange and race a Supercar himself, apparently under the impression that "I've got a few weeks off" constitutes a fully formed international motorsport agreement. The Stewards note that a Supercars champion has already won a NASCAR Cup race this season, meaning the current trade balance sits firmly in Australia's favour, and gently remind Bilicki that volunteering on social media does not, unfortunately, come bundled with an actual seat, budget, or invitation.
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