NASCAR, IndyCar, and Formula 1 are now simultaneously on break, marking 13 consecutive days without a single race from any of the sport's three biggest series

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02 August 2026

FromThe Stewards

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The Stewards, having received no actual report from anyone, and having heard from absolutely no one, considered the following fictional matter and determine the following:

Fact NASCAR, IndyCar, and Formula 1 are now simultaneously on break, marking 13 consecutive days without a single race from any of the sport's three biggest series

Decision The Stewards have reviewed the global calendar and can confirm that for the next thirteen days, the entire concept of "motorsport" will be sustained exclusively by rally, minor touring car categories, and people arguing online about a race that already happened. This was, apparently, coordinated by nobody, planned by nobody, and yet somehow agreed upon by absolutely everybody at once.

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