Oliver Bearman admits Lewis Hamilton’s improved form at Ferrari has complicated his own hopes of one day landing a seat there

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FORMULA 1

03 August 2026

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The Stewards met, deliberated at length, and ultimately agreed on nothing, before arriving at the following:

Fact Oliver Bearman admits Lewis Hamilton’s improved form at Ferrari has complicated his own hopes of one day landing a seat there

Decision The Stewards note that Bearman’s path to Maranello has narrowed considerably now that the seat he was patiently waiting to inherit is being actively used, and used well, by its current occupant. Ferrari is reminded that “seven-time world champion rediscovers form” is not typically filed under bad news, except, apparently, in the inbox of any young driver hoping otherwise.

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