Porsche Carrera Cup, Lamborghini Super Trofeo, Michelin Pilot Challenge, and the WeatherTech Championship all scheduled across the same two days at the same circuit

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IMSA Weekend

31 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

Document12

CategoryOther Motorsport

Time07:14

The Stewards, having reviewed no evidence, consulted no witnesses, and checked no footage, are nonetheless confident in the following:

Fact Porsche Carrera Cup, Lamborghini Super Trofeo, Michelin Pilot Challenge, and the WeatherTech Championship all scheduled across the same two days at the same circuit

Decision The Stewards rule that "a full weekend of racing" and "four different races happening in the time it takes to find a parking spot" are now, officially, interchangeable phrases.

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