Race winner celebrates victory by deliberately destroying the exact tyres he spent the entire race trying to preserve

SATIRE
ONLY
NOT REAL

DECISION BULLETIN

V8 Supercars

29 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

Document8

CategoryOther Motorsport

Time13:46

The Stewards, exercising their entirely imagined jurisdiction, have reached the following fictional conclusion:

Fact Race winner celebrates victory by deliberately destroying the exact tyres he spent the entire race trying to preserve

Decision The Stewards confirm this has always been fully permitted, and is in fact compulsory the moment you are first across the line.

Reason #Supercars #DecisionBulletin