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Secto Rally Finland

01 August 2026
FromThe Stewards
ToThe General Public
Document18
CategoryRally
Time03:49

The Stewards have reviewed the situation from several angles, none of which exist, and rule as follows:

Fact Sébastien Ogier and Julien Ingrassia, paired together for the first time since 2021, end Friday leading Rally Finland by 16.3 seconds over championship leader Elfyn Evans
Decision The Stewards note that a five-year gap between appearances has produced, so far, zero measurable rust, three stage wins, and a comfortable overnight lead — deeply unfair to every driver currently insisting that continuity and long-term partnerships are the secret to success. Evans is reminded that leading the championship and leading the rally are, this weekend, two entirely different jobs, and only one of them is currently going well.
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