Series schedules four separate sessions across two days, apparently unaware that anyone else in motorsport also owns a calendar

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Formula Drift

29 July 2026

FromThe Stewards

ToThe General Public

Document7

CategoryOther Motorsport

Time13:32

The Stewards have reviewed the situation from several angles, none of which exist, and rule as follows:

Fact Series schedules four separate sessions across two days, apparently unaware that anyone else in motorsport also owns a calendar

Decision A calendar has been reclassified as a suggestion. A "weekend" is now a rounding error. Thursday is, effective immediately, also race day.

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