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Supercars
06 August 2026
The Stewards, exercising their entirely imagined jurisdiction, have reached the following fictional conclusion:
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Supercars Australia: Penrite Racing Appeals Stewards' Decision Over Kai Allen's Tyre Pressure
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Supercars has formally lodged an appeal against a Stewards' ruling that found Kai Allen's Penrite Racing Ford breached minimum tyre pressure requirements at the Perth Super440, with two tyres detected fractionally below the mandated 16psi threshold. The Stewards note the irony of appealing a Stewards' decision to a different set of Stewards, and confirm the case will be heard "to seek clarification on the consistency of outcomes" — a phrase which itself requires some clarification. Allen's tyres, for their part, remain unavailable for comment.
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