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DECISION BULLETIN
Perth Super440
08 August 2026
The Stewards, exercising their entirely imagined jurisdiction, have reached the following fictional conclusion:
Fact
Supercars Perth Super440 Draws Decade-High Crowd of 40,213 Fans at Wanneroo Raceway
Decision
Supercars has confirmed a three-day crowd of 40,213 at the Perth Super440 — its largest Wanneroo attendance since 2016 and a 15 percent increase year-on-year. The Stewards note that a sport regularly accused of struggling for relevance has just quietly produced its best Perth turnout in a decade, and gently remind everyone involved that "passionate motorsport market" is usually the kind of phrase written well before the attendance figures actually justify it, not after.
Reason