SATIRE
ONLY
NOT REAL
ONLY
NOT REAL
DECISION BULLETIN
WRC Secto Rally Finland 2026
29 July 2026
The Stewards met, deliberated at length, and ultimately agreed on nothing, before arriving at the following:
Fact
Pace notes for Rally Finland officially reclassified as "suggestions"
Decision
Following stage inspections, the Stewards confirm that at speeds exceeding 120kph, the gap between "reading the note" and "finding out" has been ruled statistically insignificant.
Reason